Me when I get to drunk at your party
damn, miss my air force 1s
h-i-n-g-e:

nastygal:

Gals of Summer: Chanel Castaneda

☯☯UNHiNGED FASHION☯☯
nevver:

Sext

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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"Semi lonely"
when you’re lonely but only want company from someone you genuinely connect with (via 2am-poetry)

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports